Nine Points of Roguery

👋 friendly reminder to use more inclusive and respectful language! 💐 Instead of “disemboweled”, try “differently-emboweled” ☺️

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

Even though it's hard...stay engaged.

Keep fighting, keep resisting. It's only over when you give up.

you people aren't CASTING

i need to lock in (doesnt)

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)