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Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.
hello everyone. my name is harrowhark nonagesimus welcome to my meal. i have never cooked before but god asked me to try because he wants us all to eat & exist in union <3 of course i will oblige him because i harrowhark nonagesimus am the most devout worshipper of the locked tomb and the king undying. first up on the menu is soup. i hate flavours so i didn’t put any salt or anything. but don’t worry i put something better :) haha you guessed it! i sectioned my tibia and put it in the soup :) yeah :) so i can explode people :)
#goodforher #harrowharkcandonowrong
Cytherea never lies, and it's incredibly apparent on a second read that that's true. She might omit information, let people come to their own conclusions, or have a brief dying fit to get out of talking but she truly never overtly lies.
she says she was trying to lure god back to the one place he couldn't go, and stop any new lyctors from being created. that was her plan, and that plan stayed in place... Mostly.
The moment she sees Gideons eyes she immediately understands the lineage of this ninth house cavalier, the implications of her existance, and the biggest lie she was ever told. But, she has her plan, and if her plan works out this won't matter.
So she kills the 5th, if they talked to the spirits in the facility, she'd be found out before she was able to get things done. Kills the 4th, making sure to kill the necromancer first, that controlled thanergetic burst the 4th house specializes in would do a horrible number on her. And (I would argue) tries to kill the 6th and 8th via the Avulsion trial, both could easily figure out what she is with their specialties, 6th psychometry only needs to touch the correct thing to see Cytherea 10,000 years ago, and if the 8th ever siphoned her it would be obvious so getting them out of the way would be ideal.
She gets the 9th to help her, she knows what this girl is, and maybe the necromancer can actually get the key, so added bonus (we don't know what she wants the key for from the avulsion trial and it doesn't seem like she actually uses it, so maybe just to keep it out of the other necro hands)
But just as her plans are coming together, as the 2nd calls for God and she's successfully thrown a wrench into any success at lyctorhood, she's figured out, the 6th pieced it together, and tries to kill her.
After getting turbo cancer and the remaining houses fight her, she finds that the woman who is always finding the worst way to go about anything has eaten her cavalier, and joins her in lyctorhood.
She can't achieve her goal any longer. The chances of her surviving till god returns to the 1st is low, even if she won this fight, she doesn't stand a chance against God now. She looks at Gideon, and her plans shift.
She can still win against God, she can still achieve her goal, even posthumously, all she needs to do is get the truth back to the other lyctors.
But how? How do you get a reality shattering lie to pass under the nose of god, the liar himself?
She knows what she has to do, and she knows how to get what she wants from the most manipulatable girl in the universe and so she fights her. She fights hard, she needs to make it look like she wants to kill the 9th caviler, but the entire time she's peppering in compliments "you would have made that little nun such a cavalier" and "you were gorgeous" and once that cavalier is forced to make that choice, to make her necromancer a lyctor, to hide those gold eyes in the Reverend daughters painted face. She smiles.
She knows God will take her in, and he has no reason to believe that he has a secret daughter out there, so he will be none the wiser. She dies knowing she's doomed god, she's at peace, And all this fresh lyctor needs to do to expose God for the liar he is, is just flash her gold eyes to any of her new lyctor siblings.
(Unfortunately harrow is a big gay lesbian and puts a pin in that (haha) for about 6 months)
fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

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The people in this fandom portraying Harrow as a woman who is definitely incapable of loving anyone, especially Gideon definitely did not read the pool scene cause how do you just ignore her exclaiming at Gideon: " I’ve lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows I deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend. I am undone without you."
they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of
the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

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Gideon wouldn't read yaoi because she has never really considered that men could be capable of complex feelings and sexual attraction.
Harrow wouldn't read yaoi because the notions of romance and sex are almost as disgusting to her as the concept of men. However, if she had to pick, she would read yaoi over yuri, because the most she would feel towards yaoi is disdain, while yuri would vaporize her on the spot.
Ianthe is of course a fujoshi.
woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
I don’t think Gideon would be able to bench press Harrow. Not because Gideon isn’t strong or anything but because Harrow would start scratching like a wet cat if she was held horizontally mid air.

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we should start giving testosterone to ants
two kittens in a box but instead of the front saying “do not separate” it says “please fucking separate them they keep gaslighting each other”
alternatively titled: she tower on my prince til i ???