"You do what you love, and fuck the rest"

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

Diagnosed with handsome boy disease

This is the best fucking video i CANNOT breathe

I have not laughed that hard at a video in so long oh my god 😂😂

“EEURRRHHH!”

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

Lmao

modern art

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

Distribute some free literature.

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

That’s a face of a defeated man.

Half defeated, half “this sort of ridiculousness is what made me fall in love with her and I wouldn’t have it any other way”

“I dearly love this woman, but Lord God grant me the patience to put up with her shenanigans.”

She looks so happy about her peacock

Yea sex is fun but have u ever been happy for a week straight? Nah me either who tryna fuck

An inexplicably proper response to bullshit from a bigot.

one day ill be enough for myself

no, fuck that. im already enough for myself. i just want someone to share myself with completely.