i'm not an organism. i'm your friend.

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

Not what he's called.

What?

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

guy who smells exactly like spongebob

it's uncanny