im capitalisms whore

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

please god watch this right now

Bothering the beast

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

I didn't come out to anyone until my early thirties, and I didn't fully come out publicly until I was thirty-seven.

then i hope for peace

not even funny how true this is for me

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

NOBODY WANTS TO OR CAN KILL YOU VIA PHONE CALL

I feel like a wizard that's out of spell slots, and to me that's a hackish mechanical limitation put in place to try to balance the classes.