tdick grayson

Get it OUT of my face bro

Man having every single bad day a person can possibly have happen to him simultaneously.

krypto is a pit. to me. the kind that loves to cuddle by absolutely crushing you <3

Dick: …yes that is what happened

Slade just misses seeing those legs! :)

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

Nightwing covers, #80-82, by Dave Johnson.

In the midst of *gestures vaguely at the current geopolitical situation*, this is also happening - please consider signing if you haven’t already!

if you give dick a treat he will hump your leg forever if you dont let him hump your leg he will walk into traffic

Anyway I made something like this.

He’s just so precious. If I had that silly outfit i’d be wearing it all round town too.

yeah to be clear none of this is hypothetical, these are all real tags on batfam fic, jokes/statements made by characters in batfam fic, premises of batfam fic, etc. and there is only one ("bruce owes dick child support") that comes from a fic that i am fairly confident was using the joke to acknowledge a more nuanced dimension of the bruce-dick relationship. the rest are from fics where bruce and dick are upheld as having a pure, platonic, normative father-son relationship, and all are either written by or beloved by anti-shippers. often these fics will have comments specifically citing the fic as a favorite because it isn't gross like those other fics by freaks. it's a strange and fascinating phenomenon where invoking the idea of a romantic relationship between bruce and dick is totally fine, but any implication that attraction between them actually exists is repulsive and grotesque. it needs to go in a petri dish for further study

a stupid unfunny joke

Or whatever he said....

His home got blown up while he was sleeping :/