#sladick

Dick being invited to some assassin business meeting by Slade since Slade wants a pretty toy sitting on his lap only the meeting is in Gotham and Dick doesn't want to risk Bruce finding out about them. Slade points out that its not just some meeting and everyone in that room is going to have to have been on the scene for years to even be considered for an invite. There is no way anyone is going to be incompetent enough to let it slip to the Bat. And so Dick agrees. And he dresses in his most sinful black outfit and even wears the collar he knows Slade loves so much and is fully prepared to enjoy subbing for Slade with the added thrill of being in a room of people who would kill him if they realised who he was. And then he is lead in and immediately his eyes lock on to Matches Malone a.k.a Bruce's criminal undercover identity and he immediately just wants the world to swallow him whole.