Finger Stripes Are A Must

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

cool to medium-lukewarm take maybe but i truly do not believe any workout app, gym equipment or fitness wearable should even attempt to estimate how many calories you’re burning during workouts

I agree.

One our managers wanted to celebrate men's day but didn't think Pride is relevant enough to do any activities about. Ma'am you're a woman and also a fucking idiot. How do you get paid more than us

Aw

This is why scientists study everything.

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"