please abraham i am not that man

can’t wait for the day we all wake up to the Big Beautiful News™

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

pete hegseth: make fragging great again

Fun fact: the term 'fragging' was coined during the Vietnam War, as frag grenades were the tool of choice for this sort of thing, since it was hard to tell if it was from within ranks or enemy. Army and Marines had by far the highest numbers of these, since many men were drafted, and were tired of officers looking for glory and medals, while using them as disposable. In the Air Force and Navy, damage to equipment was more common. So...yeah. There is a reason they lock up the armory and restrict weapon carrying on military bases.

HEY . HEY I HAVENT SEEN “HES GOING TO FUCKING TELL MY MOM” TODAY. WHERE IS IT ……

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID