tiny fighter

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

okay of all the stupid things ai is used for i truly cannot wrap my head around why it appears to have replaced the search engine for a lot of people. it is functionally identical to using a search engine except sometimes it lies to you. and you guys prefer this because..??????

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

prescribed 10 consecutive replays of iris by the goo goo dolls

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer