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Could Cave Johnson solve the Kira murders?
Could catch Kira, would survive
Could not catch Kira, would survive
Could catch Kira, would not survive
Could not catch Kira, would not survive
my take on the whole "queer friendly but ableist cave johnson" thing is that it costs probably like 10 dollars in his day and age to buy a 400 pack of rainbow streamers and to tell his employees not to piss off the "queer, outcast scientists (he) just poached from black mesa", meanwhile a ramp to enter the building costs like 4,000 and do you really think he can shell out THAT much for just one employee? he's not made of money, either stop being in a wheelchair or you're fired
If they make a portal movie
it must be a Caroline/Cave how-GLaDOS-came-to-be prequel.
I will not accept anything else
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cave johnson's problems began when he was born and his parents called him that
Portal human headcanons I came up with
Chell
- Hates robots
- Stubborn as hell
- Wants to watch the world burn
- Born and raised in rural Michigan
Caroline
- Would never hurt anything
- Pretends to hate kids but actually wants to start a family
- Bisexual
- 5'4" and cave makes fun of her for being short
- Born and raised in Chicago
- French and Latina
Cave Johnson
- Raging pansexual but does t want to come out yet so he acts homophobic
- Teases caroline but has a crush on her
- Born and raised in the deep south but masks his accent
- Danish, and Cajun backround
- 6'3" and brags about how tall he is
Doug Rattman
- 6 feet tall and total gentle giant
- Lebanese and British backround
- Born and raised in Detroit
- Aroace except when it comes to his cube
- Nerdy since he was a kid
- Can sleep in any conditions atp
