shsl meme queen

sorry but it does amuse me every time someone apologizes to me for not responding to a message like immediately im literally not bothered the instant nature of dming has conditioned people to expect immediate responses but its literally no different to physical correspondence to me. i have sent you a beautiful letter and i shall await your response

consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

Why is everyone dumb as shit something seriously weird is going on

Did u fucking see that

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

being mutuals isn't enough we need to get high together

just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man

no one ever talks about the amount of money being a hater saves you

that model is uncomfortably good