now i’m nauseous

If God didn’t want me to have candy and drugs for breakfast then why does cofy&pastry taste DIVINE!!!!!!!!

posting is a stress response

man. it really is funny to think of all the moments where, clearly, my parents traumatized me and yet neither could ever be capable of understanding it. bc clearly what i did was so fucking heinous and embarrassing. apparently.

it’s also SO funny remembering these things bc like. they have been locked out of my mind for years so i am suddenly remembering viscerally foundational childhood memories and like. and i’m supposed to, like, what. do laundry about it?

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be someones lame ass boyfriend

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

I love to be sleepy. I love dim lighting. I love cozy bedding. dozing off is the best feeling

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I'm not immune to nostalgia for 2010s liberalism a la "this used to be the sjw website" but honestly ...... as much as the overton window has shifted into hell. What with the fascism. It did always kinda suck though didn't it

We Are having such an insane wave of antifeminism in otherwise lefty queer progressive type spaces but it's easy to forget what we used to have was, like. Pussy hats

That being said we did have Black people here before tumblr exploded their blogs. Women, even. And we had sex workers, too. Tumblr's political climate getting Worse can be pretty clearly traced to nuking all the Black women (2016) and sex workers (2018) and trans women (Right Now)

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.