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Suddenly benefits aren't that attractive?! Suddenly sitting around all day isn't great?! Isn't it amazing how quickly the narrative changes once you're affected

Look at this beautiful angel

i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising

The top row circles determine where the dot is on the X-axis, the left row detetmines where it is on the Y-axis. They’re used to show more complex harmonic motion

@the-real-numbers

America has a fucking gun problem and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking moron

It’s not that we have a gun problem, it’s that we have a violence and mentally ill problem.

no, you have a gun problem. Every country has violent and mentally ill people but these things don’t happen in any other country at anywhere near the frequency and deadly-ness

i will Take Him

hands off he’s mine

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue

Spooky season is here

But it sep-

SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE

SPOOKS

SPOOKY SPOOKS

His acting skills tho

already knew landlords were bastards but reading that landlord tell fuck knows how many people to sell their cars, spend all their retirement savings, borrow from friends and family, and pay their rent before they fucking FEED THEMSELVES because “it’s more important to have a roof over your head than buy groceries” and “your money goes to pay my mortgage” really hit differently this time ……im pretty sure the guillotine jokes are 99% jokes but bro if you’re going to extort money from people who cant work without risking them and their children’s lives and threaten them and their families with homelessness during a worldwide pandemic? you honestly can fuck around and find out

It really shouldn’t be illegal to kill your landlord.

He got mad as helllll

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

I post on Tumblr when I’m feeling depressed.

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