Night Botter

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

i think there is a difference between a knowingly flawed character and a thematically uncomfortable character and knowing the difference is half the battle

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

truly breathtaking just how many series would be massively improved if the author gave a shit about women