it is what it is

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

did they ever figure out how to put thoughts into words. did they ever get on top of that

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

anyway hi little online friends i care about you too 🍄

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know