it is what it is

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me

person (non-practicing)

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth

burnout is when you run out of fakin-it juice

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

phone in bed time save me.. phone in bed time… save me phone in bed time