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Some stuff for @celedrielweek
Partialy inspired by The Kiss by Henry John Stock (the 1894 oil paint version)
thoughts on elros
Can we please talk about how the most criminally underrated comedic aspect of the legendarium is the length of Elrosâ kingship. Like bro caused the funniest succession crisis known to mankind when he died because his son, who was almost 400, abdicated on the spot because he was too old and passed the kingship to his own son right.
Which implies that abdication due to age was absolutely a possibility. An option, in fact. One which Elros clearly didnât take up. Why? Because in my book, motherfucker was having way too much fun. Bro watched his son start to hobble around the place and was like âyeah but I like fucking and dining and wining and hunting, Iâm keeping the crown, sucks to be you, major loserâ. He gives me young Robert Baratheon vibes right. I know my beloved himbo was drinking to excess every night and streaking nude through the courtyards with his hunting buddies while Elrond learned to play depressing tunes on the harp and pulp herbs or whatever the fuck he was doing back in Middle Earth. I know Elros laughed like 20 times a day. I know you could hear him from four streets away. I know he had like 30 illegitimate children because his wife probably didnât live even half as long as him. At least 30. I know his sneeze was audible from the moon.
Anyway just imagine being Vardamir and being like âdad is it my turn for the crown now?â every fifty years and your dad just lifting a finger and going âno đâđťâ. And you have to tell yourself not to take offence at this because your dad grew up in like the worst time to grow up ever and had the most traumatic childhood and was practically orphaned by six. Like of course he wants to spend his dying days drinking and dancing right. Unfortunately his dying days last 400 years long. I tell you this, in my mind, the only reason why the NĂşmenoreans canonically have a tradition of abdicating a few years before their death is because final-stage Elros went down in history as the most irritating monarch to exist.
Because even though his children and some other descendents lived to 3/400 etc, even the longest reigning ones only spent like 150 years on the throne at most. Not so with Elros. Elrosâ ass was parked firmly on the throne for four hundred years straight. And NĂşmenor is canonically a swift-advancing society right. Four hundred years is a wacky amount of time. In terms of technological advancement at least. Imagine Queen Elizabeth the First was still kicking around on the throne right now. Imagine her managing Brexit and having to do a TikTok dance to get tourists into Buckingham Palace. Imagine the President was still George Washington. Imagine George Washington having to deal with ChatGPT and taking publicity photos with BeyoncĂŠ. Imagine Emperor Jahangir encountering a Big Mac.
Aunt RĂan and little TĂşrin on the way home from the market (definitely NOT featuring any cake that Morwen said he shouldnât have before dinner)
not to be a nerd but itâs so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stoneâŚâŚ. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold
I think you should know he was 23 when he finished this and the ass gets a lot of attention but the hand on Persepinaâs side/tummy is also exquisite
before i saw the caption I knew that HAD to be bernini.
I try not to make sweeping statements but I think thereâs a case to be made for bernini as the greater sculptor thereâs ever been.
hereâs his bust of costanza bonarelli
hereâs apollo and daphne from the front, where sheâs mostly human
from the back, where sheâs mostly tree
and details
this is the one art form I genuinely just cannot get my brain to accept as real. Iâve watched sped-up videos of it being done, read about it, seen in-progress marble statues and I still just canât get it to sink in or stick. My mind doesnât want to believe that any person has ever been able to start with a big block and break little bits off of it until it looks like a finely detailed person. At some point it has no recognizable shape and they still know where and how deep they should take a chip out of it thatâll still be the right decision 50,000 fucking chips later?!?
The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa has a hidden skylight for gold rays of actual light to shine down on their expressions and clothes and clouds.
Hi yes I have been there and seen all of these IRL and I have some more pictures to share:
Insanely detailed feet with veins from âAeneas, Anchises, and Ascaniusâ
Another foot from the same statue because a) he textured underside of the foot and the folds of skin in the arch and b) can you see the light coming through the thin marble between the toes?
One of the mouths of Cerberus from âThe Rape of Prosperinaâ.
Prosperina/Persephoneâs facial expression and HAIR TEXTURE
Hadesâ hair as well - this man was entirely too good at making CURLS out of ROCK.
A (poorly lit) close-up on the tree textures from âApollo and Daphneâ.
Hand, sling, and rock from âDavidâ which I think deserves to be at LEAST as well-known as Michelangeloâs. Saw them two days apart and I prefer Bernini, honestly.
Facial expression from âDavidâ - I just love the character in this so much.
Kind of a weird angle but look at the texturing on the sling pouch!!!
We also got to see one of Berniniâs earliest works (possibly his very first) in the Uffizi; itâs not currently on display, unfortunately, but look at this:
Forgive the poor photo quality but. He was 14 when he carved this. FOURTEEN.
Man was a straight-up wizard.
In conclusion: if you get the chance to visit the Borghese Gallery in Rome (which has the most Bernini sculptures gathered in one place), do it. The âEcstasy of St. Theresaâ is in a church a short walk away from there, too, and well worth a visit. There are also several more Berninis in churches around Rome which can be visited for free or for a nominal donation! Just⌠be smarter than we were and make sure youâre not trying to visit them on days they have services.
I agree, with a degree in art history, canât wrap my brain around it either. It
âs definitely WIZARDRY.

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this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
In Japan (and less commonly in China), thereâs a concept of a 30-hour day.
Not in the sense that two days would be 60 hours, but more that the days overlap between midnight and 6 AM. So, for instance, it something happened 2 AM on Sunday, you could say â2 oâclock on Sundayâ, but you could also say â26 oâclock on Saturdayâ.
Which MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. When you talk about things happening âlast nightâ, it doesnât suddenly stop being âlast nightâ the instant the clock strikes midnight because Iâm not Cinderella.
In conclusion, I wish America had this so I could throw it in the face of every smug friend who says âDONâT YOU MEAN LATER TODAY????â when I tell them âsee you tomorrowâ at two minutes past midnight.
Some more sources:
This is most common in TV schedules:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OtakuOClock
Anime aired from around 11 p.m. until the wee hours of the morning, occasionally indicated by the odd-looking â22:00-27:00â notation. [âŚ]
The trope name refers to the odd way of noting when the shows start airing; itâs common to see a show aired at 1:00 am listed at â25:00â. This is largely done to align the schedule with that of the previous day; many Japanese TV networks still sign off in the middle of the night, and those who donât will only switch to âthe next dayââs programming at 4 am or so.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_and_time_notation_in_Japan
Times past midnight can also be counted past the 24 hour mark, usually when the associated activity spans across midnight. For example, bars or clubs may advertise as being open until â26ćâ (i.e. 2 am). This is partly to avoid any ambiguity (2 am versus 2 pm), partly because the closing time is considered part of the previous business day, and perhaps also due to cultural perceptions that the hours of darkness are counted as part of the previous day, rather than dividing the night between one day and the next. Television stations will also frequently use this notation in their late-night scheduling. This form is rarely used in conversation.
cultural perceptions that the hours of darkness are counted as part of the previous day
idk about you, but I have the same cultural perceptions. Letâs get this popularized in the US!
In some cultures the day changes over when the Sun sets, in others when the Sun rises. Midnight is a pretty unintuitive convention, but I can see its value for some purposes.
But relaxing the requirement that âevery moment can only be referred to by a single timeâ is a very elegant solution, and very obvious in retrospect.
In undergrad, when so many all-nighters were being pulled, and people waking up at like 8 PM to start homework, âgood morningâ was a tricky concept. So one set of criteria was 2-of-3 of {you woke up | you ate a meal | the sun has risen}.
Yeah, it's time to get this post out again
The Sentence of the Valar
Before the radiant decree of the Valar, FĂŤanor receives his banishment from Tirion, defiant beneath the fading light of the city.
I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria
#in the first bridgerton book daphne describes her crush feelings as if her heart is playing the queen of the night aria from the magic flute#which i can totally see if you have never found out what the words mean. very high and fluttery.#but the lyrics are along the lines of THE VENGEANCE OF HELL BOILS IN MY HEART. IF YOU DON'T MURDER THAT MAN I WILL DISOWN YOU.#and i laughed so hard i had to put the book down
via @tophatandboots
oh my god??
@lymeandcoconut
#lmaooooo #my fave is that episode of white collar where neil is doing a theft #and the music they play over it is leporello's 'here's the list of all the hundreds of women my boss has fucked' aria from don giovanni #it's supposed to just sound grand and sophisticated but the guy is singing about how DG fucks tall women short women #fat women skinny women princesses and peasants he fucks them all! #and here's the numbers broken down by nationality! #he's fucked over 1000 women in spain you know!
#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot

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From The Languages of Tolkienâs Middle-Earth by Ruth S. Noel. Though I reject her âmakes one wonderâ comment entirely. That pun is frankly the crowning glory of the Silm.
Feanor and Nerdanel
GUYS GUYS GUYS
CUT IOLANTHE MUSIC FULL ORCHESTRATIONS NOT A DRILL
On a recent research trip to London, I found three deleted songs from Iolanthe, hiding in plain sight in the British Library.
I hate that Iâm always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the ânature inspiredâ clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, thatâs barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says âstay wildâ or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.
recommendations from the notes :)
studio 252MYA (paleontology)
ray troll's webstore (surrealist fish designs)
liberty graphics t-shirts (biology/dinosaurs)
present indicative (science-themed clothing + home items)
donbea tees - something fishy collection (silly fish puns about substance use)
camp mustelid (nature themes)
crime pays but botany doesn't (botany/biology)
umvvelt (marine biology patterns)
morningwitch (nature patterns)
svaha USA (science patterns)
cognitive surplus (some clothing, but mostly home items)
I can vouch for morning witch, I love their stuff!
I also have a long skirt from them with magnolia and goldenrod flowers, and little bees and beetles
A little expensive, but good quality and very comfy
annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl đ¤Śââď¸
like there are so many fun medieval hair and headgear options, it's so boring just seeing loose beachy waves meant to appeal to 21st century beauty standards
put that hot prince in a gay little hood with an ostrich feather or so help me god

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Whenever I think about the value of something being done by a person who really understands the job from a lifetime of experience, I think of my first restaurant job. My goal was to work every position, and I started with a year and a half in the dish pit at 16yo.
When i started as a dishwasher, i was trained by an old career dish pit man named Claudio. He'd spent his whole life washing dishes. It allowed him to move to just about any city in the world that he wanted to and get a job without having to deal with complex hiring processes or strict resumĂŠ requirements. Which was the main thing he wanted out of a career. I still think about him.
He'd seen a lot of people come through that station who either didn't consider it a real job or thought it was beneath them, on their way to "better" or "more important" things. And, in retrospect, those first two days he was sort of doing the minimum with me that he could do and still respect himself when he told the manager he'd trained me.
But, maybe it was because i was really interested in learning all the positions there were in a restaurant because i knew they were ALL important, or because i was a hard worker, or maybe it was because i tried to have real conversations with him in my broken spanish and did my best to not make him speak any english unless he wanted to, but after a couple days there was a big shift in the way he and i worked together, and he started to really teach me.
That place ran the dish pit with one dishwasher, so when he was done training me I was going to be doing the job on my own.
The thing that stuck with me the most, for the rest of my restaurant career, was this... and it wasn't just the actual things he was saying, but a completely new way of looking at what i was doing within the context of how the restaurant ran. I came in for my 3rd day and he said
"When you work alone, you want to go home by midnight?"
we clocked on at 3:30 and took a half hour lunch break and usually skipped our tens, so, yeah i absolutely did want to get off work by midnight
Then, even tho i already knew where most of everything was by that time, he took me around and showed me all the dishes, cups, pots and pans, spatulas, silverware, had me look at all of it. Then he told me to remember that almost every one of the dishes I was looking at would be used more than once by the end of our shift- we were clocking on to wash the entire building full of dishes multiple times.
Then he led me back over to the industrial dishwasher most restaurants have, which looks like this:
and then this 60 year old career dishwasher from Mexico City said the thing that changed how I looked at restaurant jobs forever
"This machine takes two full minutes to run a cycle. We are on the clock for 8 hours. That means we have a maximum of 240 times we can run this machine. If you want to wash all those dishes, clean your station, mop, and clock off by midnight? This machine has to be on and running every second of the shift.
If you don't have a full load of dishes collected, scraped, rinsed, stacked, and ready to go into the dishwasher the second it's done every single time? You can't do it. If, over the course of 8 hours, you let this machine lay idle for just one minute in between finishing each load and being turned on again? Instead of 240 loads, you'll do 160 loads.
[like, literally, he had done this math, he had these exact figures]
160 loads instead of 240 loads means you are doing 20 loads in an hour instead of 30 loads. That means the dishes are going to pile up. The cooks will run out of pots and pans and will have to stop and wait for you, the servers will run out of plates and cups and have to stop and wait for you, and your night is going to SUCK. Every part of how this restaurant works can grind to a halt because of that idle minute between dish loads, and if it does you'll have an entire building of people in a hurry and all waiting on you.
And it means you're going to be here until 2 am doing the 200+ loads of dishes this restaurant goes through every night.
For this to work, you MUST have this dishwasher on and running every minute of the shift. As soon as you turn it on you have two minutes to have the next load ready. See these large items i put to the side down here? One or two of them takes up all the space in the machine. I keep them here so that if the machine finishes and shuts off before i'm ready for it i can stick one of these in there and turn it on again immediately. You have to think like that to do this job without stress."
The way he was looking at how the whole restaurant ran, the way he was looking at how he'd spend each minute of the entire shift, the way he broke down what the physical limits were and how to max them out so he could do his job and go home on time without stressing out... The way this 60 year old guy, who had never had professional ambitions beyond being a dishwasher, was still such a competent and brilliant expert in his field.
It was all such an important lesson, and one that stayed with me through every position i went on to work in restaurants, dish pit, busser, server, cook, all the way up through manager before I finally got out of my restaurant career
Claudio never wanted to be anything but a dishwasher who didn't stay any later than he had to.
But he knew how that restaurant ran better than most of the other people in it. I never had a chance to truly thank him for the specific lesson he taught me, because while it had an immediate impact, I didn't really understand how valuable a lesson it was until much later.
But I've thought about Claudio and what i learned from him many MANY times in my life.
All of this. Disaster befalls any company that holds no regard for the expertise of the lowest level staff.
In my younger years I worked at a medical office that managed both mental health and addiction recovery. The company had purchased an empty lot down the road from the building we rented to build a better facility with larger capacity. The CEO worked for months with the architect, and just as they were finalizing everything they happened to let me - who was the receptionist at that time - take a gander at the blueprints. It took all of three seconds for two major issues to jump out at me.
âThe receptionist canât see the waiting room from her desk with this layout.â I said. âItâs around the corner and blocked by a wall.â
âIs that important?â They asked.
âDo you want me to be able to keep track of the patients who are waiting?â I asked.
âIsnât that what the sign-in sheet is for?â They asked me.
âNot everyone who comes here is signing in for an appointment, some are coming to check in, some people are here for the group therapy and need to be directed to the other side of the building, some people are painfully shy and if I donât appear warm and inviting they wonât approach.â I explain.
âHow often does that even happen?â They asked.
âEvery day.â I explain.
âBullshit.â They said.
âIâm not joking at all. Also, where is the chart room?â I asked.
âOh, over here.â They said, pointing to a tiny closet on the far side of the building from the receptionist and check out desks. It was tucked neatly beside the CEOâs office. To get there the secretaries would have to go through two sets of security doors and it would be a five minute walk each way.
âWhy isnât it next to the front office, since thatâs where the people who use it are?â I asked.
âWe had concerns about people just going into the chart room to goof off and not do their work. It takes them away from their desks too much. You should only go in the chart room twice a day - once in the morning to pull the charts for the day, and once in the evening to put way the charts. It would remain locked and the CEO would have the key and let you in to supervise.â They said.
âWe pull charts the day before so everything is ready to go and we can alert staff if a patient with additional needs is coming in. We have to go in the chart room every time a patient calls in thatâs having a problem with their meds or is in crisis or otherwise has a question for the nurse. We have to go in there every time someone cancels and we are able to fit a waitlisted patient in. We go in there 20 - 30 times a day for legitimate reasons. The only reason any of us has ever gone in there to take a minute was when we got news that a patient had died and we were crying. And even then, we filed charts as we sobbed because no one in this office has free time.â
They stared at me.
âSit with me for an hour and see what happens up here.â I said.
They took the blueprints away from me before I could keep looking at them, but they took me up on sitting with me. They didnât last an hour. They changed the blueprints to fix both things Iâd pointed out.
Unfortunately, they didnât let me keep looking at it and they never asked the janitor what he thought, so no one caught the final fatal flaw in the design.
There were no closets in the entire building. Nowhere to put our supplies. And Iâm not talking just a place for stationary and pens. I mean no janitorial closet. Nowhere to put paper towels and toilet paper or cleaning products. Nowhere to put holiday decorations or anything at all. They completely forgot about storage of any kind and immediately started eyeballing my hard-won chart room for it.
They wound up putting all the supplies in the cabinets under the sinks in the public bathrooms. And, surprising to no one, all of it got stolen after our first week in the new building. All our spare keyboards and monitors and phones and even our paper towels just walked out of the building. Because the CEO who had never worked a lower level job in his life wasnât convinced closets were worth it.