medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

i love it when people say “must you?” both because it makes me feel like i’m in a period drama and because yes, i absolutely must

Reblog if you must

What about the italian psycho, the british psycho etc

the godfather and King Henry VIII

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

attacking people and biting them and killing them has many health benefits. not for them obviously but my skin has never looked better.

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were