mental illness innit

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name