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elon musk will die and grimes will inherit his fortune and call herself like the blood queen and when their grusk baby grows up it will try to kill her.

next wow expansion sounds cool

Tumblr is so funny, cause every once in a while, someone will roll up, reblog your entire blog, and then disappear back into the void they came from without so much as a follow

One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical

Girl help I'm losing my fixation

I mean on the one hand, yes, shipping spongebob characters is certifiably absurd and people who do it do not deserve rights but on the OTHER hand if you took Spongebob and Squidward's personalities and dropped them into, say, a pair of anime girls from a gacha game or two white guys from a teen drama everyone would be like "oh of COURSE this is a big ship"

glad to see everyone reading this post is just as upset as I was when I thought of it

they’re literally living in a completely different world wow

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

Nooo don't make fun of wallstreet short sellers! You'll make them the laughing sto.... The laughing st............

“fuck you my child is fine” ma’am your child was a pleasure to have in class

if you understand this meme trust me, thats the first sign youre not fine

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

people tagging this as "I'm the dumbass sibling" or whatever in reference to my sister: she's working on a degree in bioengineering and I unintentionally dyed my eyebrows a bold, permanent orange last monday

Punnett squares had no business being that fun

I draw my silly little boxes and put my silly little letters in

econ majors like girl help GameStop is in retrograde

i gotta be honest y’all. i don’t know how vitamins work