the hottest daddy in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) is not pierce brosnan, stellan skarsgard, or colin firth, but rather Cher

thats because its a fucking adjective and you don’t conjugate fuking adjectives like this is the same for literally every adjective ever like goddamn why i gotta be the damn elementary school teacher on this website

I remember being so heartbroken to learn that magic carpets were banned in the wizarding world like imagine being muggleborn and being this close to re-enacting “A Whole New World” from Aladdin (1992) and finding out it was illegal

That wouldn’t stop James Potter or Sirius Black

bold of you to assume that they aren’t the reason they’re illegal

Scooby Doo teens be like if we don’t go around in a van looking for criminals who will. Who fucking will.

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

that’s just how goths are sometimes

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

idk if this is funny or sad

I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad

god ur annoying

excuse me?