i cant understand ppl who genuinely have the tiktok app and scroll thru the videos for extended periods of time. that shit is like an adhd and pop music simulator. that shit feels like snorting adderall and listening to taylor swift. its like an army of vsco girls and failed nash grier clones are beating your head in with bedazzled baseball bats for clout. its like being the only sober person at a feral kinnie ketamine party. its like homestuck

the 100 gecs app

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

my dick game is awful. its killing people.

people who think temporary secretary is like the worst song ever and too weird think hozier mitski fae bog witch cottagecore swamp beast

swamp beast

swamp blast

alex jones is literally female coded because of his hysteria. but whatever

i think they should let me in abandoned buildings

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

just keep refreshing websites until its all over

does an evil little "hee hee hee!" at the grocery store that makes you want to leave the cheese aisle

no, dad. i am not winning.