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older siblings were the first letsplayers

A kid in the 90’s suddenly pausing his playthrough of Donkey Kong Country to tell his little brother about Squarespace.

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

this post is giving me porno energy

Guy who only watches porn: getting real porn vibes from this

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

it’s sunscreen babey!

regret.mp4

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

invader zim filmed this

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

that context makes is 10000X funnier

The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME

What the fuck is wrong with you people

actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done

This is how they code the website

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

Is the artist ok…?

i just really like how they made BMW a sneering german-looking guy. perfectly captures the essence of the brand and its customers.

after experiencing “feelings” i have decided that this just isn’t for me but thank you for the opportunity

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

now that is big dick energy

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose