Sam

My old roommate and I had Disco Hulk, which was The Incredible Hulk standing on top of a disco ball, holding out a second, smaller disco ball, and he hung from the ceiling in our living room

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

for the joker it's normals mikkelsen

stop telling me how it's pronounced i don't care

reblog if it has never occurred to you that it might not be pronounced mads

I'm a Kentuckian and if I saw "yxll" in the wild I'd probably black tf out and not stop my feral rampaging until taken out with a tranquilizer dart and airlifted back to my natural habitat, tbh

where’s the link op

here you go you heathens

My toes say I’m the creative type.

the toes have spoken

Just handed over my foot data to the deep state, but they told me i have confident, capable and successful feet so it’s all good.

What if… we were snails? Who where also lesbians? And we had a lesbian snail wedding     💕🐌🐌

Snesbians

@theclockistickingwrite

Wow

can we get married in snurch

i am really saddened by the fact that each passing day, the opinion that “you should absolutely destroy every amazon alexa or google thing or nest thermostat you come into contact with” is getting further and further away from the kind of thing you can say in passing without people looking at you sideways

literally destroy these things. the only thing people have to say in response is the defeatist “b-but your phones already do that!!” okay cool so just hook your brain up to the proctor and gamble fucking marketing mainframe already. cover your body in microphones and cameras if you’re so hopeless. put a big HD camera in your fucking taint you absolute fucking moron

This photoset is the best thing the Teen Wolf fandom has ever produced

Yes