O.W.C.A. Secret Headquarters

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason