New Dark Siren

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

Like to charge, reblog to cast

It's funny when old people are genuinely accepting and progressive about LGBT+ things but still have their own old-fashioned ideas of gender norms kind of oddly jumbled in with them. Like telling your grandpa that you've got a girlfriend and he just goes oh splendid, is she one of them manly lesbians? My buddy Dave just cancelled on our weekend plans and me and the lads need to find someone who's forklift certified.

#i'm losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it's brown Thank you, @dreamwaffles, that's it EXACTLY 😂

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"