Quoth The Raven, Nevermore

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.

happy it’s caligula’s assassination not caesar’s to all who celebrate

I’m amazed there’s people nostalgic for highschool and being a teenager literally when I feel super low I think “well at least I’ll never be 17 again” like a positive affirmation and it does make me feel better

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

As a werewolf, you must lock yourself away for the full moon. As a zoologist, you know it is easier to make a cage appealing than it is to make it unbreakable, and so set to making "werewolf enrichment"

Wizards live in towers, Princesses are kept captive in towers. You, a mage of wandering interests, come back to find half your towers upper floors occupied by a bored young woman. There are worse ways to find an apprentice.

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.