Your local bisexual grandma🏳️‍🌈

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

I just learned about the existance of “pretend to work” spaces in China where you can pay to pretend to work at a realistic looking fake office so that you can take selfies to pretend that you have a job and get your family to stop asking why you’re unemployed. Which is like such a capitalism thing that I have no joke to make about it.

This is supposed to be the llama from the Emperor’s New Groove.

that is the devil and he is here to kill us

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????