gender ender

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

#theres a thing called 'larp drop' thats essentially this#esp since when having a great time you might be more inclined to disregard your limits and ignore discomfort#(and forget to eat/drink if its larp whoops)#and then once you have a moment to yourself it all comes crashing in#source: once forgot to eat at larp and had a sobbing fit in my car that ended the instant i bit into a chicken nugget - @queerfarmgremlin

Wow what a take

Hot oil bath

12ga disassembly

Bowie to the throat

Yeap. Happens often.

what do porn haters even jerk it to?? do they even jerk off or is that also bad idk i like ass and cock like a normal guy

Our imaginations still work from not taking the shortest possible paths to dopamine available so we tend to masturbate about things that we individually find arousing

"shortest possible path" this guy doesn't even know about edging

Im not a guy. And I can edge without porn. Get good lol

this is so incredibly embarassing. sorry for being normal and not needing dozens of different strangers each time fucking in HD to get off 💀

mh idk innocent until proven guilty. do we know if maybe he was a nagging bitch or cheating on her? women dont usually lose their temper like this for no reason so its likely he did something that made her lose control which really isnt entirely her fault then

boy math is when men think women making up 30% of a group means women are the majority

boy dinner is when men eat an ungodly amount of meat just to prove their masculinity

boy therapy is when men beat their wives

Lmao.

KILL YOURSELF AND SUCK MY DICK ‼️

totally hinged and kind response nothing to see here

my friends don’t understand that they may forgive their boyfriends for treating them like literal shit but i will neverrrr eveeerrrr forgive them or forget! i hate your boyfriends. i want them dead. i’m planning their execution. i never wanna see them again unless they’re in a photo with the gates of heaven in the background with the text “fly high” on it and even then i’m gonna say they should’ve died in a worse way.

sorry we ate your boyfriend. no nothing funny happened he's just been cannibalized and consumed