Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

tumblr is ground zero for something i like to call soft mens right’s activism (or uwu mra) and it makes me want to tear my hair out

the main thing to understand about fandom women is that most of them are so sheltered and isolated irl that when someone says "men" they think of fictional characters and not actual men

"I love men ❤️ " no you love castiel

That sounds excruciating and he should 1) see a doctor, and 2) repent for his cursing us with seeing that tweet in the first place

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed