I think it's normal to be a woman

Men have organs that just dangle outside of their bodies and we're all supposed to pretend that's acceptable.

Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig

If this shit happened in 2005 it meant your computer had a virus

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

i know I've been saying this for months, but soon it's gonna start clicking for y'all that the end goal of cuts to American social safety nets (medicare, medicaid, SNAP, EBT, WIC, etc) is to force women into total economic reliance on men, especially poor women. Sure, the wealthy want poor men to be wage-slaves pretty badly, too, but the real goal is a total dismantling of women's liberation