the bottom right guy looks wrong like a mii… i think we all dont have the same eyes whatta hell

thank youu

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Awawawa

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

I think it's normal to be a woman

Men have organs that just dangle outside of their bodies and we're all supposed to pretend that's acceptable.

Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig

If this shit happened in 2005 it meant your computer had a virus