women do not frighten like little boys

your cat was an honor to see in the window

i don't have the multishipper temperament. these people need to die in each other's arms.

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

its important to have games on your wishlist that keep going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

can we get like a 5 year ban on men making art and just see how it goes

[to the tune of this meeting couldve been an email] this yaoi couldve been a yuri

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

t shirt that says i ❤️ my double standards that favor women

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

it just makes sense two women together like that’s how it should be

It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event