Relax-O-Vision

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

A small silver lining: **EDIT** This poll only polls 2000 people at a time in their immediate area (sorry used the wrong link). So even if you combined all the Ivy Leagues in one poll they still don't make the majority of gen z in general. But still. That is deeply concerning.

Were those the only two options?

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Males be like wtf I’m not violent I’m going to violently fucking murder you for saying that

Males be like I don't dismiss everything women say that is a factual inaccuracy like most things women say