mollflounders

getting a PAINJOB from a SEXUAL ENEMY

they're saying it's going to be a peep show sweep at the oscars this year. "but it's not even a movie and it aired over 20 years ago" yeah they said that's irrelevant. they said it doesn't matter. they said get ready

keep having nightmares about emerald fennell's jane eyre

emerald fennell's tess of the d'urbervilles.......

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

dulcie septimus is like if a dead wife was alive and then she actually died but was then more around than she was before

lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.

"Good girl" is nice and all, but someone just told me "you serve me well" and I felt neurons fire I didn't even know I had

the idea of going to the movies alone being like sad and pathetic is crazy to me like thats barely a social event to me. If you try to talk to me during a movie at the movies I will kill you.

they accidentally gave me the unheimlich manoeuvre and i choked to death in a distinctly uncanny way