noise dept.
official daine visual archive

tannertan36
h
Jules of Nature

Kiana Khansmith

PR's Tumblrdome
icyghini twinkie

gracie abrams

Product Placement
will byers stan first human second

bliss lane
The Bowery Presents
Cosmic Funnies

ellievsbear

izzy's playlists!
RMH

#extradirty
seen from Morocco

seen from Malaysia

seen from Spain

seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Venezuela
seen from Netherlands

seen from Mayotte
seen from Argentina

seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@neuronerdo

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
???
What is this testing?
Everyone likes pigs, but are you truly obsessed? Don't wait a second longer, find out now!
ethos, pathos, logos, and d'artagnan
Wait Galway Kinnell

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
what's your favorite boxing technique
probably the one where I show up at his doorstep with a black eye and he opens the door in boxers and a white tank top and he leans against the doorframe looks me up and down and says you just can't stay outta trouble can you and I say I'm here ain't I and he says proves my point and I say fuck off and he chuckles and says get in here you're lettin all the air out and I follow him in and we sit on opposite ends of the same couch and he mutes the tv which I can't help but notice is playing a recording of one of my matches and he drapes an arm over the back of the couch and regards me with head tilted back kinda just showin me his jaw you know and he goes so what is this and I go gimme a break this ain't exactly easy for me and he says last time I see you you punch me in the gut and tell me to shove my ass up my ass which is impossible for the record and now you show up here lookin like you just went twelve rounds and I say maybe I did and he says how was it and I say you know how it was and he says I wanna hear you say it and I huff and say not the same and he says I think it looks good on you and I say would look better on you and he says I can give you more and we realize how close we are to each other and then he leans forward and I lean forward and we do kiss and then it's like all hell breaks loose and we're all over each other and minutes turn to hours turn to nights turn to months and before he knows it we're at the altar dressed to the nines and he's telling me I'm the best bad thing that ever happened to him and one of the bridesmaids wipes a tear from her eye and he cups a hand around the back of my neck and pulls me close and that's when I hit him with a right cross BAM works every fuckin time
this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
Β - Very good.Β
This is the type of film that the phrase βglorious technicolorβ was invented for - look at the richness of the colours!
To say nothing of a phrase that gets used in this house a bit too oftenβ¦
ok so this is The Court Jester with Danny Kaye and it is the best fucking movie i swear. Itβs a comedy musical robin hood parody thing about an incompetent moron and his extremely competent ass-kicking girlfriend taking down a tyrannical king and restoring the throne to the rightful heir
-the rightful heir is a baby and they can tell itβs the right baby because of a giant birthmark on his asscheek
-the main characterβs only talent is singing and the rest of the pseudo robin-hood group just kinda tolerate him because he repeatedly fucks up
-he gets hypnotized into believing he is this amazing swashbuckling sword fighting hero along the lines of Wesley from the Princess Bride and ends up fighting the villain while snapping in and out of hypnosis
-the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is trueΒ βwhatβ
-he stumbles his way through the entire plot and never knows what the hell is going on
-Danny Kaye is the funniest motherfucker youβve never heard of
-seriously go watch it you wanβt regret it
#yea verily yeaΒ ( @lessthansix)
And a fun tidbit from the filming was that Danny Kaye had never fenced before this film, so he was trained by Basil Rathboneβs stunt double who was also the fight coordinator. Kaye got so proficient so quickly, that Rathbone himself had to do most of the duel scenes between them as the fight coordinator eventually couldnt keep up with him on the more technical parts of the fight. If you watch closely, you can see that Rathbone stays on camera doing the fencing for a much larger percentage of time than he normally did by that point in his career, and Kaye does all but a couple of shots of his own fencing, because HIS double couldnt keep up and make it believable.
hope is a skill
hope is a weapon you are trained to wield
favourite additions
You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.
World Heritage Post

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Local library worker here begging you to take out any and all LGBTQ+ related content from your local library!
Public libraries purchase and display books based on popularity and demand. The more queer material taken out, the more inclined public libraries are to add more queer material.
This is also a reminder that libraries often carry DVDs and TV shows if you donβt want to physically read a book.
It can feel paralyzing for many queer folks this pride month. Little things like this give hope.
official library post
We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck
The same God who wanted Mary to be a mother wanted Joan to be a soldier.
never get your info from tiktok, guys.
i seriously thought that donald trump and joe biden spoke chinese and sang to each other in a snowy forest
this is new
I've been in talks with tumblr management to replace the website with my self

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
we regret to inform everyone that the worldβs most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter