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after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

'i was holding on tight to something by any means necessary and one day i opened my hand and nothing was there'

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

happy sometimes you just want something so hard you have to lie about it so you can hold it in your mouth for a minute monday

Wait I just discovered an ancient truth. Come over

Wait I just discovered an ancient truth. Come over

You go where you’re wanted and where you want it’s as simple as that

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