Unreliable everyone

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

Still can't get over the fact that Toby Fox dreamed up a game ending, but he decided he wanted to make something a little less ambitious first, so instead he made the most influential indie game of all time

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url