"I can't believe the cost of balloons nowadays!"
Helium is a finite resource.
"How can there be a helium shortage? Its just, like, air?"
Helium is a finite resource needed for MRI machines.
"What do you mean youre canceling my order cause its a balloon release? Its for a funeral how heartless can you be?"
Balloon releases kill countless amounts of wildlife. And helium is a finite resource.
"Why is this shit taking so long, im already late for my own child's birthday par-"
Im going to strangle you to death with not just my bare hands but also this plastic ribbon









