trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

i like when you're petting an animal on the head and then remove your hand and then the animal puts their snout under your hand and flips your hand back onto the top of their head like they're a spatula with a burger patty. so far i have evidence that cats do this and that dogs do this. what else can i learn about this world...?

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

if you polled the average trans person in the real world and you asked them if they thought trans men were, by nature of being men, inherently misogynistic predatory incels, their response would probably be “what the fuck are you talking about?” and “are you, like, okay?”

where’s that meme that’s like “we asked queer elders and they asked if we were cops”

men's football is so fucking funny, those guys are always lying in the grass

i love when men are whiny babies, it's the sadist in me