Bold of you to assume I actually exist.

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten

i think i deserve a sword. A big one

Yall know when they film pornos the erections arent real right. Its just someone below a stage moving it on a wire like the muppets

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way

The sexiest thing you could ever do for me is consider me.

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

I threw a dog at a land mine