just your (un)friendly neighborhood gorgon

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.