Nerdosaurus Rex

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

Mind your business

Me at my boss 💁‍♂️

Me @ me

coolest shit ever

She was also the voice of Wendy Darling in Peter Pan. And decades later, she reprised both roles in Kingdom Hearts!

SHE WHAT

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

i see this post maybe once or twice in a year and every time. every goddamn time it sidelines me with those last 8 words and i lose my shit

like when, yknow? like when am *I* gonna get to go to silent hill and fight the manifestations of my trauma

THIS IS SO PURE

castin spells

Tai chi

every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world

if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly

It’s like that electron thing

Its exactly like that electron thing

Eevee that’s bullshit and you know it