MUSIC.MUSTACHE.MEN.

"Super" = Superbad

"Who" = The Hoobs

"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.

Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

Spideypool is legitimately the stupidest Marvel fanon to come out of the tumblr community. It was almost funny when it was just a joke and people understood that it was a joke, but the overwhelming amount of people taking it completely seriously now?