Bunnies, Puppies and Me

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

#fandom needs this one

Discworld Heritage Post

dni if you have no whimsy in your heart.

"The play behavior is the part that makes biologists uncomfortable because it implies something beyond transactional mutualism." come the fuck on now have you ever met a biologist

as we all know, career animal scientists HATE seeing animals do new things

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.