Welcome to die

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

I am being scritched

Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

pumping

Not quite but I would never correct a woman

im a white boy

*collars you* You’re my pet now 

this is Biden’s America