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"In the knowledgeable realm, the form of the good is the last thing to be seen, and it is reached only with difficulty. Once one has seen it, however, one must conclude that it is the cause of all that is correct and beautiful in anything, that it produces both light and its source in the visible realm, and that in the intelligible realm it controls and provides truth and understanding, so that anyone who is to act sensibly in private or public must see it." - Plato
21 million hours ago, one of the most prolific philosophers in history was actively speaking on a theory that encompassed not just our realm- but the higher, the divine. A realm wherein the most perfect version of everything that has ever existed exists. The most ball-ish ball. The reddest red. The most perfect- well- perfect. Our philosopher: Plato himself.
It is, I think, important to take in this framework with some much needed context. Plato, or Aristocles if you prefer his birth name, was deeply embedded in the culture of ancient Greece. If you were to have existed at his time, in his home, the gods were as real as the winds sweeping across the Aegean Sea. As such, all his teachings- his views, beliefs, frameworks and thought constructs- were heavily influenced by the cultural perception of his time and place.
You may be asking yourself, reader who exists in a time where we no longer believe a chariot pulls the sun across the sky, why should I care? An ancient superstitious person, from a long time ago, thought there was a mystical realm that is now obsolete. So what? Why is this important?
I submit- for your consideration- that Plato's 'Realm of Forms' is not only important from a modern context, but has actually gained significance from using our modern lens. All we have to do to find this is shift the location of the Forms from a mystical realm, to the collective ideologies of any given society or culture.
Society, regardless of which culture or society it is, has its own Forms. For the sake of argument- imagine a metaphysical realm built from the consensus of the tribe. Plato argued his Forms were cosmic and eternal- but I would counter that he was standing so close to the mural of humanity that he couldnt see more than his own region's brushstrokes.
In Plato's Forms- the truly most divine of the Forms was the Form of the Good- the ultimate divine light (unlike the messy Gods of the Greek Pantheon). Similarly, in the Middle East it may be Allah. In rural Kentucky, it could be Yahweh. In secular communities, it could simply be the most logical of reasoning or skepticism.
It could be your High School or College.
It could be your neighborhood.
It could be your family.
Every subset of human categorization, however large or small, possesses its own forms. That which by all things are compared.
Growing up with ADHD was a terrible time for me. For those of a "neuro-spicy" persuasion, you will likely understand. We see the studious, the thin, the beautiful, the athletic, the idealized all around us - and when we don't fit those models, we suffer for it.
One of my favorite sayings is that "Comparison is the death of joy." In short, what that means is comparing oneself to others will ultimately rob you of happiness you may otherwise find.
So what is the point? Why are these forms important?
The short answer: They are not.
When every facet of humanity has its own realm of Forms, all of which are as equally reliable as the next, then none are reliable at all.
We spend our lives under a magnifying glass held by our peers and our loved ones. We even hold the magnifying glass above others. We do so because humans are pattern seekers- we want to categorize and compare- but while doing so may cause personal satisfaction for those who compare, it can cause great harm to the compared. And whether it is by others or themselves, everyone is compared.
What do we do then? If there is no true Form to aspire to, then why should we ever roll out of bed? What is the point of doing anything?
The answer is as elegant as it is simple. Choose the Forms you ascribe to. Be active in choosing what you idealize. Create your own metaphysical realm of Forms to guide yourself to your own happiness and fulfillment. Define your ball-est ball. Imagine your reddest red. Choose your most perfect perfect.
When you actively choose- when you make your own realm of forms- it will have something society's does not: your voice- your individuality- and while your forms wont be for anyone else, they will be yours.
In the mid evil era it was a beauty standard to be overweight because it showed you could afford food and were wealthy because most of the population was starving and impoverished.
Fucking hilarious that now its a wealth standard to go to a restaurant and pay for less food than you would find in an off brand lunchable.
If you had to choose between taming an abnormally huge chicken or a microscopically tiny hamster, what would you choose
Oh god. Ohhhhh god. I have bad experiences with both of these animals.
Ive had two hamsters straight up off themselves as a child. I was chased by a hoard of chickens when I was younger. God..
Gotta get into logistics. I think it would actually be easier for an "abnormally large" chicken- because at least I can see it without specialized tools, dont have to worry about squishing it or whatever.
Yeah, Ill take one abnormally large male chicken. I always wanted a massive cock anyway.
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Me: Well, well, well... they said it couldn't be done! They said it was IMPOSSIBLE to be two places at once- but, BEHOLD! Through the powers of science- I have unlocked the true potential of existence! In just a moment- you will see me appear on both sides of this stage, SIMULTANEOUSLY! Prepare to be amazed!!!
The selkie is a shapesifter from Irish mythology she is a woman who can transform from a seal to a human by shedding her seal skin, if anyone steals her skin the selkie will belong to that person and cannot go back to the ocean. The most common tale about silkies is "the selkie wife" where a pod of selkies shed their skin to dance on land and a man steals one of the skins that selkie follows him home and becomes his wife and bears children for him, but the call to the sea will be irresistible for her, and if she ever finds her skin she will take it and go back to the ocean.
Because we all know the healthiest way to foster any relationship is theft and coercion.
Nothing like seeing someone from across the bar, snatching their car keys and saying "Haha- now you have to bear my children."
The original bloody Mary was actually an English monarch her name was Mary Tudor or Mary 1 of England. She was nicknamed bloody Mary because of the excessive amount of executions under her rule.
The style of execution is wild though. Burning folks at the stake just cause they wouldnt renounce Protestant beliefs.
I like to think that this was the origin story to the modern Christian Summer Camp Bonfire Nights.
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Its easily Edwin Windsor from the book "How to Succeed in Evil" by Patrick E McLean.
In a world of caped crusaders, Windsor is a "Evil Efficiency Consultant". His entire job is making YOUR evil plan come to fruition in the most profitable way possible. He is cold. He is calculated. He is highly intelligent. Watching him is like watching a chess match. He is also the main character of the book. Its very worth the read.
I hope they cant even FIND their pillow. I hope a pillow goblin steals it and takes it back to their cave and their Walmart is closed for the holiday so they wake up with neck pain tomorrow for lack of a better alternative. And then I hope they lose their car keys. Cause fuck em. Inconsiderate pricks.
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