#supervillain

"I'd kill for you"

"id die for you"

"I'd sacrifice the world for you"

BORING!

Yawn snore snore. Honk shoo honk shoo.

I got twelve other guys ready to that for me. You already do that. You already destroy the world I would just happen to be there while you did.

The real question is.

Would you save the world for me?

Would you put aside your hatred for humanity and put my love for it Infront? Would you save the world because I love the world? Would you stop killing because I hate killing? Would you find a way to live because I want you alive?

Death and destruction are easy as hell. Do you know how fucking easy it is to kill someone? To blow up a building? Sure security is in the way but if it wasn't there it would be easy as hell.

You'd do the basics sure. But would you do the hard thing and save the world because I asked you to?

Would you push aside your hatred of everyone but me because I asked you to nicely?

1/5: thong

If I found out my nice neighbor who helped me jumpstart my car at the god awful hour of 5am was Superman? NOBODY'S GETTING SHIT FROM ME I KNOW NOTHING!

a) bro can shoot lazer eyes

b) bro is minding his own business, I can do the same

c) The moment I start blabbing I get involved and I DO NOT want to be involved with the day to day life of a fuckin superhero. So I don't know shit, okay?

My lawyer's some vigilante. Sounds like a conflict of interest but what do I look like? A cop? My trash collector is a superhero? Anyway, thanks buddy, have a great one, say hi to the kids for me. I watched my waiter at McDonalds absolutely throw hands with a supervillain. That's crazy, anyway here's a 30% tip in cash. Good luck with those student loans.

Clark Kent x Ex-villain reader

You groaned, “uhhh… if I knew becoming good would mean i’d have to do charity work, I would have stayed evil.” You hiss, holding up your trash picker-upper which looked to hold a dirty diaper and cringed in disgust.

Clark came up behind you and wrapped you in his arms. “Don’t forget you agreed to do charity work without the use of your magic, as comeuppance for your evil acts in the past. Batman wouldn’t have let you out of your cell if you hadn’t.” He reminded you.

You smirk before tossing the poopy diaper into your trash bag, “oh I think he would have, once he saw me and my reformed heart had won the heart of Superman.” You say, turning around so you could face your handsome husband. “But I am not the same evil woman I was a year ago, is this charity work still necessary?” You ask him. “Could I at least find a job that isn’t so demeaning, I could work at the soup kitchen, or better yet the orphanage?”

Clark smirks, “given your track record, I think a job where you don’t interact with anybody is better suited for you. Wouldn’t want you to slip back into bad habits and slip some poison into somebody’s soup.”

You sigh, “don’t tempt me, Superman.” You purr beckoning him closer with your voice. You may have given up your evil ways, but you were still a temptress… at least for your husband.

He smiled and looked down at your neon orange and yellow vest. “I never thought anyone could pull off neon orange but somehow baby, you’re makin’ it work.” He admits, starring unashamedly at your orange covered breasts.

“Don’t be a perv, supershit.”

He gasped, “supershit really…. That’s a low blow even for you.” He says, “and here I thought you changed.” He joked.

This time you are the one to gasp, “you are lucky I love you enough to have changed, Superman.” You hissed.

“By God you’re adorable, don’t make me blush, honey.” He says fanning himself adorkably.

You shake your head with a roll of your eyes, “I don’t know what evil me saw in you.” You mutter before leaning up to kiss his lips, “but, I’m glad she did.” You admit, eyes shining… not with the use of your magic, but with the shine of a woman in love.

Clark smiled, “even if you have to clean up trash on the side of the road for the foreseeable future?” He asked.

Bean Girl and Cat Boy cover from my superhero comics class 🫘💥🐱

I really like how to colors turned out on this, and their poses were super fun… Everyone become fascinated by my OCs now!!!! *evil cackle*

I actually drew this multiple weeks ago, but I’m just now posting it… smirk

Totally not a shameless plug to tell people to check out the comic I made for them in March… ⬇️⬇️⬇️