Nerd Girl Says

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Rogue, ordering coffee: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven shots of espresso? Sorcerer, next in line: God, just do cocaine.

Our savior with his murder tiara

OP I think that might be the Devil

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry