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we're not kids anymore.
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Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@dndclassesquotes
Bard: I accidentally ate Barbarian’s leftovers. How long do you think I’ll live?
Rogue: Ten.
Bard: Ten what?
Barbarian, entering the room: Nine.
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Well, I may not be a master of the dark arts, but I am an intern of the dark arts! ~Warlock, level one
Cleric: Life is so hard. Cleric: *takes out a cigarette* Rogue: I didn’t know you smoked. Cleric: *bites it in half* It’s candy.
Paladin: Perhaps we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this. Fighter: I agree. Except replace the word “non” with “extremely”, and after the word “violent”, include the phrase, “blood explosion extraordinaire.”
Rogue: Criminal record? I don’t have a criminal record! The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor! Rogue: Just kidding! I’ve killed people.
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Sorcerer: I have an idea, guys! Sorcerer: … Sorcerer: We start a fire! Warlock: That is a terrible self-destructive plan, and I’m behind you 100%.
"My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look." ~Rogue
Bard: *playing a G4 on loop* Sorcerer: *a tear starts to roll down their cheek* [window error noises]
Fighter: I live for two reasons.
Monk: And those would be?
Fighter: I was born and I haven't died yet.
Fighter: Please, don’t say anything to Paladin! Rogue: You want me to lie to Paladin? Fighter: Is that a problem? Rogue: No.
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Wizard: Now I will show you your fortune. Warlock: Cool, I guess. Wizard: Card #1 is Death. Okay... Wizard: Card #2... also Death? Wizard: *frantically flipping cards* Wizard: Why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards! Warlock: Figures.
Rogue: Wait, I can explain. NPC Guard: Can you? Rogue: Yeah, just give me a couple of minutes to think of a lie.
Paladin: If you don't mind, I've got things to do. Fighter: What things? You don't do things. Paladin: Yes, I do. I take enthusiastic walks through the woods. Fighter: And kill homicidal Demon Overlords? Paladin: VERY enthusiastic walks.
Rogue: For tonight’s final illusion, we have the incredible Sack of Mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears! NPC: [putting money in the bag] Oh yeah! That makes perfect sense! This was totally worth the trip!
Sorcerer: You know, I almost can’t believe it, but Warlock’s room is actually pretty normal. Warlock: What did you expect? Sorcerer: I don’t know… a coffin?
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“If I am killed by Bloodhunter, do not prosecute them! Because they caught me slipping, and that is on me.” ~Rogue
Paladin: Can you do something for me?
Rogue: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it.
Paladin: Can you do the dishes?
Rogue: *already leaving the room* No.