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I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

2 cups vanilla extract

support group for girls who think being drenched in blood would be a therapeutic and cleansing experience but have no way of achieving it

IF THE GLOWFLIES ARE ON YOU YOU GET YOUR GOOFY ASS TO THE HIGHEST POINT ON THE MAP AND YOU FUCKING STAY THERE DO NOT FUCKING RUN ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE.

If no one else posts the subway 9/11 ad I will

If you went by what you see on TV you’d think the nation was gripped in a collective outpouring of grief and.. it isn’t! No spontaneous flower tributes, no black armbands. People are just getting on with their lives. The only public displays are by brands and businesses.

Kellogg’s is making a Twitch channel for Tony the Tiger as a vtuber. It is the moral duty of everyone who can spare the time to do so to spam the most vile, repulsive, unabashedly horny nonsense in the chat, such that this cannot be maintained. Hold the line against the continual corporate takeover of our media. Become unprofitable.

this dude unlocked the infinite grind cheat in real life

Im so glad for the music choice

bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth is inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.

does anyone wanna have a bit of a girls’ night with me im gonna microwave some batteries

dont wanna work anymore just wanna talk about boys n pokemon

THE ONLY GREEK GOD TWINK IS HERMES, APOLLO IS ON THE HUNKIER SIDE OF TWUNK AT BEST. DIONYSUS IS THE GOD OF FEASTING AND ORGIES AND PARTYING DUDE LOOKS LIKE JACK BLACK. HES GOT MEAT. HES GOT CHUB. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF.

HADES IS NOT A TWINK. HADES HAS NEVER BEEN A TWINK. HE IS ALMOST ALWAYS DEPICTED WITH A BEARD. NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT TWINKS ARE.

The tomboy/pink hater to non-binary/pink lover pipeline

it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane