listen to me. stop doomscrolling. put down your phone. you need to get your shit together. take an edible right now. a big one. take a big edible immediately. now go turn on the scariest movie you can think of and get comfortable. got all that? good. this will be good for your mindfulness and cognitive behavior.

having bad taste is a moral failing and is literally the same as murder

man I hate this fuckass country so much

reblog if you hate your country

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

People will tag fucking anything related to Greece as mythology. They'll literally see pictures of pillars and be like "#Greek Mythology" malaka I promise the pillars are from real life

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

mwehh

gguh