Saorsa

I’m sorry Putin did what

There was also a news report about a Russian bomb killing 119 US soldiers. The fact that it only got a very small blurb in the US news while the broadcasters continued focusing on COVID-19 is like. Almost unheard of. The US is a military country that looks for any opportunities they can to show that. It was very strange.

Did you actually just make that up? To be clear, I can find absolutely no evidence of this whatsoever.

I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence

“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours

Sad romance shit on this site be like [richard siken quote] [mitski lyrics] [hozier lyrics] [the song of achilles quote] [sufjan stevens lyrics] [fleabag quote] [some stucky fic quote] [florence lyrics] [oretes quote] [richard siken quote]. And damn it gets me everytime.

Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!

the highwaisted breeches and loosely-tucked white shirt, possibly with sword belt attached, is THe hottest look available to any single human (or other), and i would be the lustiest harlot in regency England had i existed when it was À La Mode

older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you

middle children b like [disappear under mysterious circumstances]

both bastille and hozier have really nailed the “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh

Because the world IS ending, if we don’t jam then what is there left but crying to do?

Oh to be a Victorian dandy, wildly bisexual, living in the days before anyone had realised what drugs actually did to you and there was a new Sherlock Holmes story every week

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

We stan an icon.

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??